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Goat Quotes The following is a list of notable quotes and catchphrases said by Goat. Season 1 Pig Goat Banana Cricket High Five! Goat: (singing) "Pick up the Prince's garbage...what? Wash his dirty underwear---eeeeew! Clean his toilet bowl often, and most importantly-" Prince Mermeow: (singer) "Don't rebel!" Prince Mermeow's Backup Singers: (singing) "Don't rebel, don't rebel, don't rebel!" Cricket: "Stop eating your own burger brain, you idiot!" Goat: "What?" Cricket: "Nothing, just some gas." Banana: "Hey, Buttzilla!" Goat: "Huh? What are you talking about?" The monster butt waves at Goat, and then she gets jealous. Goat: "CRICKET!!!" Pig: "If you want my friend, you're gonna have to take him from my cold, dead hooves!" Pig reveals his hooves. Goat: "And mine!" Goat reveals her hooves. Fudge-pocalypse "Wouldn't it be great if bubbles were made out of fudge?" "I'm gonna satellite your neck!" Sleazy Beave: "Please, I need something to eat..." Goat: "Well, how about some Filet Au Fudge in a Tuscan Fudge Sauce with Fudge-ghetti and Icelandic Fudge Wedges?" Sleazy Beave: "I ain't eating anymore fudge, lady!!" Goat: "Umm, Beave. What's your grudge against fudge?" Sleazy Beave: "We've had it up to ya-ya with fudge! We are fudged out over here!" Goat: "Cricket!" Cricket: "Goat! You're alive! Good times." Goat: "What is that?" Cricket: "Oh! That's just a life sized replica of you I built, then pretended it would marry me." Goat: "What?" Cricket: "What?" Pig: "You looked like you were holding in a fart." Goat: "I was!" (lets one rip) "And now I'm not!" Happy Chalawunga! Goat: "No give-y presents..." Cricket: "No get-y presents!" The Chronicles of Cutesachusetts Banana: "Wait! It was all a part of my plan!" Goat: "I'm gonna plan your funeral!" Gauntlet of Humiliation Goat: "Can’t we watch something nice? Like… Gauntlet of Appreciation?" Goat: "Why don’t YOU watch Gauntlet of Make Me?!" Goat and Banana: "There’s NO such show!!!" Goat: "Excuse me, is this the line for the bathroom? Cause I really, really, really gotta go!" Prank Thy Neighbor "Today is the day I become a staaaaaaaar!" The Tooth of My True Love Goat: "Ooh, I wonder what my fortune is! An inch of time is worth an inch of gold. Lame. Patience is the most im-I don't have time for this!" (Goat cracks another one open) "You will find true love today. Okay, now this I can get into." Cricket: "You know Goat, sometimes true love can be sitting right in front of you." Goat: "That is so true! Bye!" (Goat leaves the kitchen) Cricket: "And you're gone." Super Space Meatball "Look at me! I'm getting oatmeal for you with my mind." DJ Wheelbarrow Full of Nachos Goat: "Hi, Melba. What are you doing here?" Melba: "Mom heard you on the radio, she says that you can't go to the concert by yourself. So she sent me to chaperone you." Goat: "Chaperone?!" That's code for babysitting. I'm older than you! Since when do little sisters babysit their older sisters?" Melba: "Since right now! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" Goat: "I gotta ditch this kid fast. That dingus will never find me in here." Melba: "Now, where did that dingus go?" Let's Get Tiny Pig: "Hey, my opening shot!" Goat: "What do we always tell you about bringing photos of the house to the beach?" Pig: "That some strapping man with pecs will ruin it." Miss Cutesy Meow Meows There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! The Most Beautiful Roach in the World "You want breakfast in bed? I'll give you breakfast in bed!" Underpants-Palooza Goat licks the ice cream but notices a camera is being watched. Goat: "AAAHH!! Who are you?" Head Dumble: "I'm a Dumble." Goat: (licks both the ice cream and the Head Dumble) "What kind of flavor is that?" Head Dumble: "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! That's hilarious! That's why you're the number one reality star in all of Dumbleville." Goat: "I'm a superstar? What's a Dumbleville?" Head Dumble: "You know, the teeny tiny itty bitty city that's under your treehouse?" Goat: "You mean next to The Forgotten City of Mud Munchkins?" Head Dumble: "We hate them, but yes!" Bananaland There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Zombie Broheims Banana: "...and you know what? You look great!" Goat: "Oh, thanks! Hold the phone, buster. That's a compliment. Do you want me to fill in as substitute scout master so you can watch a zombie marathon on TV or something?" Banana: "No, no, no, no, no, no, YES! That's exactly what I want!" Mall Ya Later There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Total Bananarchy There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Angry Old Raisin There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Cow Duck Avocado Mantis There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Secret Origins: Special Edition Goat: "Oh, don't have a bird, nerd." Goat: "Hello, class of two-thousand-and-something-something!" The Shragger: "Thank you." Goat: "You're welcome!" The Shragger: "For putting garbage in my ears for the last few minutes!" Goat: "...you're welcome?" There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Moby Woof There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Prince Mermeow Moves In There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Gold Rush Goat: "Banana, get me my favorite cereal, Frosted Keister Wheats." Banana: "What for?" Goat: "Frosted Keister Wheats gives me the exact amount of energy to smash the bejeepers out of home invaders. Oh, yeah, Frosted Keister Wheats. (purrs) Look out, tummy." The Mud Munchkins Must be Crazy Goat: "My ziti thermos! It came! I ordered this on the day I was born, and it’s finally here!" Goat: "Banana, you will NEVER believe what those terrible Mud Munchkins did to- why is your joystick glowing?" Goat: "Flingi Flongi Flurgi! This is NOT cool!" King of TV Coming soon. Season 2 Heat Wave Coming soon. Charm School Coming soon. Road Trippin' There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Love Boat There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Hotel It on the Mountain! It's On Like Con Con There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Jimmy Ron Cricket There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Steak Bus There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Flowers for Burgerstein There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! The Goofy Turkey Zone There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Witness Protection Program There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Where Do Pickles Come From? The Ding-A-Ling Circus There are no quotes written for this section yet. Help the Pig Goat Banana Cricket Wiki by adding them here! Hospital Time Non-Episode Quotes and Catchphrases "Totally Goatally!"