Pig Goat Banana Cricket High Five!/Quotes

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Pig Goat Banana Cricket High Five! Quotes This page features notable quotes from the Season 1 episode "Pig Goat Banana Cricket High Five!". Pig: "Ow! Ideas hurt my head." Clerk: "Mr. Manelli, Mr. Manelli! We've got a code 11!" Mr. Manelli: "Big Foot shaving his butt by the pool?" Clerk: "No. A pig is stealing a shopping cart!" Mr. Manelli: (breaks his pencil) "What?" Opens his shirt and grabs two keys, unlocks the hand scanner, placed his hand on the scanner and scanned his eyes. Mr. Manelli: (breaking into tears) "Call in, The Shragger." Presses button. The Shragger: "I hate pigs." The Shragger: "Have you seen a pig in a cart?" Handheld video game beeps causing Banana to lose when he is interrupted by The Shragger. Banana: "Ohh! Here's an idea. Why don't you check your butt?" The Shragger: "What?" Banana: "AAAHH!!" Banana runs away in fear. Ranger Rhino: "...There's a bunch of Junior Rangers waiting outside to be taken on a nature hike, and you better not lose them." Banana: "Why would I lose them?" Ranger Rhino: "Because you've lost 30 Junior Rangers already this year!" Banana: "No, I haven't." Kyle slowly crawls in to Park Rangers HQ. Junior Ranger Kyle: "Water... water..." Banana: "See? Only 29." Junior Ranger Barton: "Whoa! Dude, you got mad skills!" Junior Ranger Sneezy: "I have a question. How did you get so good at this?" Banana: "By avoiding things like work, and nature hikes, and making campfires or making kerchiefs. That way, I can focus on the important things. Now let's take this sucker to Level 28!" The Junior Rangers cheer. Burgerstein's robot dog arm attempts to eat his burger head. Cricket: "Stop eating your own burger brain, you idiot!" Goat: "What?" Cricket: "Nothing, just some gas." Tube sucks Goat out of Cricket's laboratory. Cricket: "Just some gas." Love Comet: "Dang, you are one fine looking planet." Banana: "Hey, Buttzilla!" Goat: "Huh? What are you talking about?" The monster butt waves at Goat, and then she gets jealous. Goat: "CRICKET!!!" Cricket escapes from the rocket. Pig: "If you want my friend, you're gonna have to take him from my cold, dead hooves!" Pig reveals his hooves. Goat: "And mine!" Goat reveals her hooves. Banana: "And theirs!" The Junior Rangers stand there. Banana: "Hey c'mon, Greg! Get out there." The Junior Rangers disagree by saying no. Pig: "PIG!" Goat: "GOAT!" Banana: "BANANA!" Cricket: "CRICKET!" They missed a high five. Pig: "Let's do it slower!" They do the high five slowly. Pig, Goat, Banana and Cricket: "We-e-e-e-e-e... (high fives) DID IT!! Pig Goat Banana--" They were interrupted by a construction worker with a jack hammer. "The End" title card appears, and the sounds of jack hammering causing the title card to shatter. Pig, Goat, Banana and Cricket: "--Cricket!!"