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Thaddeus D. Actwell Quotes This page contains a list of notable quotes and catchphrases said by Thaddeus D. Actwell. Season 2 Steak Bus "Uhh, it's going horrible. (drinks coffee, belches and then spits at his face) This man knows nothing about directing, he's disgusting and I despise everything about him." Pig: "I'm Pig. Who are you?" Thaddeus D. Actwell: "I am Thaddeus D. Actwell, actor extraordinaire. Surely you've seen me in the movie The American Vinegar Attack?" Pig: "No." Thaddeus D. Actwell: "Frosted Frank goes to Cincinnati?" Pig: "No." Thaddeus D. Actwell: "Eh, Kitten Can't Get Out of the Bathtub?" Pig: "Of course! I mean no." Thaddeus D. Actwell: "What about Help! There's an Orangutan in my Pants?" Pig: "I LOVE that movie!" Thaddeus D. Actwell: "I didn't! That orangutan is a foul creature. And speaking about that, apes make me FURIOUS!!" "If the pickle doesn't tickle, it's not a Picklemart pickle." Thaddeus D. Actwell: "Are you filming this using a roll of toilet paper??" Pig: (looks at a toilet paper, sound of toilet flushing, and tosses) "Not anymore! We'll have to do it again. And ACTION!" (uses the dog as a camera) Thaddeus D. Actwell: "If the pickle doesn't-- (dog bites his muzzle) OOHHH! Your camera is biting my face! This is outrageous, I've never been treated so... so..." Pig: (baby talks to the dog) "So schnubby?" (kisses then throws the dog upwards, dog whines) Pig: "Okay, this is simple. You just sit in a barrel and say your line." Thaddeus D. Actwell: "I suppose I could do that, yes." Pig: "While going over the 800 foot pickle waterfall." Thaddeus D. Actwell: "WHAT?!" Pig: "Don't worry, you won't be alone. I brought the orangutan from Help! There's an Orangutan in my Pants. It's the reunion we've all been waiting for." Thaddeus D. Actwell: "No! I despise that orangutan, I despise pickles, and most of all, I despise you! I quit!"