"I'm the Time Donut. I run even faster than time."
"I run so fast that slowpokes like her can't even see me."
(Steals her earring) "Sweet, snagged an earring. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! (Steals his belt and pants fall off) I stole a belt. Look, his pants are coming down! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
"You found my weakness! Being eaten!"
"They won't if you'll look like a rotten banana!"
"Dear Lipstick Horse: I ran forward in time and saw how this fight ends. I didn't want to ruin the surprise for you so I left. Yours in evil, Time Donut. Ha-ha."
"Ha-ha-ha-ha! I'm a bad donut. AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!"